you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
Buhtt sex?
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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