if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
