Tell her she can't have a vagina
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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