the new term for farting is butt boxing.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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