so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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