You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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