I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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