Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Shame is for Republicans.
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