Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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