dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
This has been your unwelcomed wake-up call, brought to you by exes united. Have a good day, to opt out please type "STOP", to continue but act as though they do not exist please enter "DON'T CARE" for random daily wake up texts by exes united please press "PSYCHO!"
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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