Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Randomize
