How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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