That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
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