Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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