Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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