People with herpes should wear stickers.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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