Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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