but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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