So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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