Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Randomize
