shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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