As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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