last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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