My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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