I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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