Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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