yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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