...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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