Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
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