I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
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