these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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