is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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