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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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