I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
Randomize
