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I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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