you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Its about making memories worth repressing
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
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