i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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