New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Another day, another engagement, another cat
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Randomize
