Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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