I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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