Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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