My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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