Whod you bang
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
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