He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Is Oprah even human
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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