If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
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