Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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