Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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