Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
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