so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
wow bdsm is so cute
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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