6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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