You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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