i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
At least make sure they are 18
Why
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
