So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
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