I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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