and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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