I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Randomize
