i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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